It's electric. I know that much. And it's obviously happy too. But is it a car or a computer mouse? If you hit a speedbump do you go straight through the windshield? If you jump on it does it make a clicking noise? If you get a piece of dirt stuck to the bottom of it does it get all skippy and out of control? Do you open windows by right-clicking? Sheesh I could go on and on.Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Chrysler GEM Peapod
It's electric. I know that much. And it's obviously happy too. But is it a car or a computer mouse? If you hit a speedbump do you go straight through the windshield? If you jump on it does it make a clicking noise? If you get a piece of dirt stuck to the bottom of it does it get all skippy and out of control? Do you open windows by right-clicking? Sheesh I could go on and on.
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Michele,
I wouldn't even fit in that freakin' thing...
I couldn't drive anything that would be completely obliterated in a head-on collision with a Yugo.
You could put on a big purple suit and go "Grape Ape, Grape Ape."
Just another monument to the surrender of mankind's transportation progress. Disgusting.
This is my iphone after I was put down through the hot melting lava. It was brutal. I don't know why it wasn't shown in the movies, but Apple is Skynet's first partner.
With Chrysler's track record of optional factory bling, I'm waiting for a dealer add-on moustache and goatee.
Bill H
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