Border fence? We don't need no steenking border fence!

You know...because it's just hard-working Mexicans who want to do the jobs that Americans won't do:

A U.S. Border Patrol agent was held at gunpoint Sunday night by members of the Mexican military who had crossed the border into Arizona, but the soldiers returned to Mexico without incident when backup agents responded to assist.

Agents assigned to the Border Patrol station at Ajo, Ariz., said the Mexican soldiers crossed the international border in an isolated area about 100 miles southwest of Tucson and pointed rifles at the agent, who was not identified.

Well...this is just an isolated incident, right? A mistake perhaps by confused Federales who left their compass back at la officina?:

It was unclear what the soldiers were doing in the United States, but U.S. law enforcement authorities have long said that current and former Mexican military personnel have been hired to protect drug and migrant smugglers.

"Unfortunately, this sort of behavior by Mexican military personnel has been going on for years," union Local 2544 of the National Border Patrol Council (NBPC) said on its Web page. "They are never held accountable, and the United States government will undoubtedly brush this off as another case of 'Oh well, they didn't know they were in the United States.'

"It is fortunate that this incident didn't end in a very ugly gunfight," said the local's posting.

Fortunate? Mexican military invading sovereign American soil? Isn't that, like...an act of war? Maybe we can have a few helicopters ready to fire a missle or two the next time a foreign military unit invades our territory...

Or am I racist for even thinking that?

Illegal AlienMexican Immigrant Murders San Marcos Witch

Hell, I like my headline more than this innocuous headline by the UT:

Roommate suspected in woman's death

Uh...BORING! Anyway, I guess here in San Diego we are just so used to illegal aliens undocumented workers raping, molesting and murdering, that we just don't find this to be news anymore:

SAN MARCOS – Mimi Rohwer took in a day laborer a few years ago, giving him room and board in her San Marcos mobile home while he looked for work.

But when deputies entered the home and discovered the 75-year-old woman's body early Wednesday, her roommate was nowhere to be found.

Yesterday, Julio Cesar Jacobo-Curiel, 57, an illegal immigrant from Mexico, became a suspect in a murder investigation after an autopsy revealed Rohwer had been strangled, sheriff's investigators said.

Obviously Crime Stoppers seems a little overly optimistic about catching Jacobo-Curiel:

Jacobo-Curiel was last seen leaving the Casitas del Sol mobile home park on Barham Drive in Rohwer's 1996 red Toyota Camry, bearing California license plates 3TRH829.

Crime Stoppers is offering a $1,000 reward for information that leads to an arrest. To leave an anonymous tip, call (888) 580-TIPS.

Uh...here's a safe bet. Jacobo-Curiel is GONE. The Mexican border is just a 40-minute Camry drive from San Marcos.

Jacobo-Curiel may have murdered the wrong senior citizen. Turns out Rohwer is a witch. Here's hoping she gets him from the afterlife:

Rohwer, who was a Wiccan high priestess, had met Jacobo-Curiel when he was in the neighborhood on a job moving a mobile home, Eades said. She offered him a place to stay while he tried to find more work.

She had recently been having problems with Jacobo-Curiel and wanted him to move out, Eades said.

Laugh of the day: MEChistA deported

One less drain on our California Junior College system. Ha! Ha!:

The president of the MEChA club at Palomar College has been deported to Mexico, immigration officials said yesterday.

Paola Oropeza, 22, was arrested Jan. 8 by a fugitive operations team with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, said Lauren Mack, a spokeswoman for the department in San Diego.

Oropeza had been ordered to leave the country by an immigration judge, but she failed to comply with that order, Mack said. At the time of her arrest, Oropeza was in the country illegally and was taken to Tijuana, Mack said.

Oh. Nice description of MEChA by the Union Trib. I'll try to help a little:

MEChA, or Movimiento Estudiantil Chicano de Aztlan, is a Latino student group with chapters in high schools and colleges. It focuses on revolution empowerment through intimidation education as well as political, cultural and social revisionist history awareness.

The Immigration Watchdog has more...

"We've been bloggercized!"

Waaaahhhhh!:

A story in Saturday's Dispatch about an immigration project run by Olentangy Liberty High School Spanish teacher Erica Vieyra sparked instant outrage. First, it drew fire from nationally syndicated conservative columnist Michelle Malkin, then from dozens of Internet bloggers before finally showing up on the Drudge Report, an online aggregator of news sites.

Liberty High Principal Mark Raiff is whining about being exposed

Before long, the e-mail inboxes of administrators filled up and national radio talk-show hosts called looking for interviews. Even CNN wanted a comment.

Though the district went through an Internet phenomenon once before, after the superintendent banned two books from a high-school summer reading list in 2006, the national attention this time around caught Liberty Principal Mark Raiff off guard. Locals, it seemed, weren't calling or stopping Raiff on the street to complain. The story grew online.

"We've been bloggercized," Raiff said. "But I am in 100 percent, absolute support of Ms. Vieyra and, as I watched this project all the way through from beginning to end, I knew the students were learning incredible things."

They sure are. As Michelle Malkin says:

So, these government-subsidized educators are teaching children how to subvert immigration law and learn the ways of the open borders racket. But we’re the fringe” and the “mob”

Interesting that someone at Liberty High wanted publicity for their little "project", and now that they got it they can't handle the criticism. What were they expecting when they publicized how they were teaching their kids how to break the law?

Before bloggers, this project of liberal indoctrination would have passed unnoticed as a sleepy local story. Perhaps now more parents will take notice of what is going on in their public schools...

For the record, my post was the original one linked at Michelle Malkin's site, but it was Ace of Spades commenter Fletch who originally exposed this. So all you liberal whiners...if you must vent, go over to Ace's site and bitch at him.

Columbus teacher turns students into illegal aliens (updated)

Liberty High School Spanish teacher Erica Vieyra had a very special project for her students. It wasn't enough to simply teach her kids how to habla espanol; drawing from a lesson plan that could have been received from La Raza she had to indoctrinate them:

POWELL -- The students had a role-play project: assume a Latino identity, build an imaginary life in your home country and develop a workable plan to immigrate to the United States.

Try it legally, Erica Vieyra told her 40 senior Spanish students at Olentangy Liberty High School. Fill out the correct documents, follow the proper steps. And then, after they spent days completing the actual paperwork from the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, she took out her red ink pad and stamped a big, fat DENIED across every request.

Nice. Because the United States never lets anyone into this country who follow legal channels. Ignore the fact that last year the United States let in more than 1.3 million immigrants who followed the law.

Nope, Erica had a better idea. Let's forget all of that and brainwash your students to sympathize with everyone who broke the law to come here. And enlist the Columbus Dispatch to further push this agenda:

Now, she told the students, come illegally. Forge your documents, find a way across the border. Then, research real ads and find a place to live in Columbus. Figure out what it would cost, how to get food. Plan how to survive.

The students had to go to real businesses and ask for Spanish-language job applications. They had to visit a bank and ask for new-account documents written in Spanish.

Vieyra promised them that the process -- even in make-believe -- would frustrate them. But they would gain, she hoped, an understanding of what is one of the most important political and humanitarian issues facing the U.S. government today.

Of course Erica Vieyra claims that she isn't indoctrinating students at all:

This is the fifth year that Vieyra has assigned this project to students in her Spanish V class. Each year someone, a teacher perhaps, maybe just a friend, cringes: "They say, 'That's such a hot topic. Are you sure you want to go there?' "

She always answers yes. But she cautions that the point isn't to sway the students, only to teach them a little empathy.

Oh. Well which one of her kids plays the role of the illegal alien who spread tuberculosis because they evaded legal immigrations channels? Or how many kids get to play the illegal aliens who commit gang rape? Did she send her 40 kids to the local emergency room all at the same time to get treatment for their colds...and walk out without paying?

As liberals always say, I'm...you know...just askin' questions...

Got questions of your own? Contact the Oletangy School District here.

H/T: Ace of Spades commenter Fletch

Update: Van Helsing at Moonbattery has more:

Here's another role-playing concept: Ms. Vieyra should pretend she's a Spanish teacher, since that's what taxpayers are paying her to be, and save the moonbat demagoguery for after hours.

Here's even more of what Liberty High Spanish students are learning...

Illegal alien rapes stranded motorist

Allegedly:

SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO – Authorities have linked a man arrested in connection with the rape of a woman along the I-5 through a DNA match this morning, authorities said.

About 36 hours after he was taken into custody, the Orange County Sheriff Department's crime lab matched a DNA sample taken from the crime scene and a sample taken from Alejandro Martinez Leyva, a 25-year-old resident of San Juan Capistrano, said Jim Amormino, spokesman for the Sheriff's Department.

The rape occurred early Saturday when the woman was in a solo crash in the southbound lanes of I-5 in San Juan Capistrano, near the Junipero Serra Road exit, authorities said. Her car was disabled on the shoulder when she called a friend for help at 2:30 a.m., just before an older sedan stopped in front of her car.

Dirtbag

Authorities said Leyva offered to help, but when she refused, he threw the phone from her hand and forced her into the front seat of the car, where he raped her.

The woman's friend was looking for her and contacted a California Highway Patrol officer who was making an unrelated stop on the freeway. The officer and the friend spotted the woman at 3:39 a.m. inside the car, wearing only a black shirt.

Hmm. There's something else that's pertinent to this story, but I can't seem to place a finger on it...

Oh...here it is. In the last paragraph of the story:

Leyva was in custody with an immigration hold, Amormino said. He's expected to make his first appearance in court today.

Legal dog gets death penalty for biting illegal alien

Yup...I guess this is the reward for trying to defend your borders against illegal aliens:

An 85-pound German shepherd has become the unlikely face of the immigration debate in upscale Princeton, N.J., after a judge ordered the dog to be put down for attacking an illegal immigrant last summer.

Thousands of people have flooded the Internet and even petitioned the governor to ask that Congo be spared for his attack on Honduran landscaper Giovanni Rivera, who was injured seriously in June and later awarded $250,000 in insurance money.

So wait...the man who wasn't even supposed to be in our country in the first place, not only doesn't get deported, but he gets paid?

Of course big media (ABC) only wants to use this as an example of how everyone is so intolerant and racist:

And while New Jersey Gov. John Corzine has denied calls for a pardon, some town residents are upset the illegal immigrant was allowed to collect monetary compensation for his injuries.

"Too bad Congo doesn't work on the border patrol," one resident wrote online. "Maybe there would be less illegals entering our country."

Another poster called Rivera "illegal scum."

Rivera has called the attacks racist and political.

Well...not exactly. See, Rivera ain't callin' the attacks anything at all since he don't habla so good and presumably he's busy spending his money. So he's having his attorney/spokeshole play the race card for him:

"We've created a subculture in this country right now. The illegal alien is like a subhuman and that's a dangerous precedent," said Rivera's attorney William Garces.

Of course there is more to this story than ABC wants you to know. For example, not only was Rivera not supposed to be in this country...he wasn't even supposed to be on the property that Congo was defending:

PRINCETON TOWNSHIP -- A family whose beloved German shepherd faces death for having led a dog attack on a landscaper is devastated by the news but vows to continue to fight to save him.

"He needs to come home," said Guy James, the Princeton homeowner who managed to call his dogs off the landscaper, but only after the worker was severely mauled in the June 5 attack.

The landscaper, Giovanni Rivera, has won a $250,000 insurance settlement as a result of serious injuries he sustained in the attack, which occurred when he and others disobeyed instructions from James not to get out of their car until Congo and several other dogs on the property could be sequestered for safety.

Rivera, a Trenton man, was on the 10-acre, fenced property on Stuart Road to do yard work. The landscaping crew had arrived before 7 a.m., about an hour before they were expected.

James, who was about to take a shower, called out a window to them in Spanish, telling them to get back in their car and wait because the dogs were in the backyard being fed.

Let's review. Rivera shows up an hour early with his crew and ignores the warnings of the property owner NOT to come onto the property. Isn't that trespassing?

But wait. This gets ridiculous. Turns out Rivera grabbed James' wife:

Instead, Rivera and another worker got out of the car after a few minutes and the dogs began to bark. That worker began to hit the dogs with a metal rake and Elizabeth James, Guy James' wife, yelled for him to stop. Meanwhile, Rivera, who was afraid of the dogs, grabbed her from behind and pulled her to the ground, causing her to scream. At that point Congo began to bite and scratch Rivera and some of the puppies joined in.

Those of you who have dogs at home as protection, please chime in. If a stranger grabs your spouse and throws her to the ground, don't you want your dog to attack? Or do dogs now have to go to tolerance training to learn not to attack illegal aliens?

Leave it to the James' 11-year old daughter to school the moron judge who has ordered Congo to the gallows:

Hannah James, 11, wrote a letter to Judge Russell Annich Jr. saying in part, "I am so upset seeing my dog locked up in jail for doing his job. When my friends are over they play with and around Congo and have no problems. I want you to know that this is coming from my heart and I mean it with all my heart and soul. Actually, my broken heart. We will never ever forget this for the rest of our lives. You have made the wrong decision in my eyes."

Hillary gets nailed by someone other than Bill...(updated, bumped)

Watch her get tag-teamed by Tim Russert and Chris Dodd:



From Bryan Preston at Hot Air:

Let’s call this Exhibit A in the case against Hillary Clinton for president. In the following clip we see her radicalism, her shrillness, her inability to finesse a tough question, and her condescension to her opponents. Tim Russert asks if she still thinks that NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer’s plan to provide drivers licenses for the state’s illegal aliens “makes a lot of sense.” She says yes, then no, then dodges a couple of bullets from Chris Dodd, who came off sounding quite reasonable on the question, blames Bush and comes off sounding like a thin-skinned harpy...

(Update): Scrappleface correspondent Scott Ott brings to light another aspect of Hillary's immigration plan:

“Giving a pre-documented immigrant a license to fly a jumbo jet would certainly bring him out of the shadows,” said Sen. Clinton. “In addition, since the flight certificate requires fluency in English, it would inspire him to learn one of our nation’s most important languages. So there’s a big potential upside.”

Read all of the report here.

San Diego Keeps Getting Burned (updated, bumped)

"America's Finest City" is long way from healing from the devastating fires that overcame us last week and ravaged many from Otay to Oceanside. By the amount of havoc and damage caused from the fires, it's amazing that the death toll and the number of injuries were so infinitesimal. The fires came without much warning, but the reaction and response time to evacuate and find a safer place was quite expedient, considering the circumstances. After assessing the carnage a week later, it came as no surprise to me who the affected parties are that suffered burn injuries from the fires: ILLEGAL ALIENS. So now, the Tax-Payer is compounded the additional costs of treating the wounds of those that shouldn't have been here in the first place; San Diego gets burned again. I can guarantee you that most people living here legally don't believe that we, the tax-paying citizens of San Diego should be footing the bill for these burn victims. But, we are a nation that is governed by the rule of law (no matter how hackneyed the law may be), so we're forced to pay for the care of anyone who comes here, regardless of their ability to pay. I ask this question to every citizen: Why can't these people be transported to a hospital in Tijuana for treatment? Certainly there are burn units that can provide adequate care for their own citizens in Tijuana, let alone anywhere in Mexico. Enough of the excuses from the "advocates" for those that come here illegally.

(From Nigel:Update): Via Hot Air, San Diego's KUSI TV reports that the UCSD burn center will attempt to get funds for the care of these illegal aliens through the Mexican government. Good luck with that...:

Church billed $40,000 for harboring Elvira Arellano wannabe

Another "church" decides to harbor another illegal alien with an anchor baby. But Simi Valley, California is playing hardball:

By the end of the week, a Simi Valley church will be billed almost $40,000 for police presence during a weekend protest against the church's sheltering of an illegal immigrant.

The city of Simi Valley is sending a $39,306 invoice to the United Church of Christ for costs incurred for police services at the protest.

The Sunday protest brought out about 125 anti-illegal immigration activists and counterprotesters. Simi officials said that by publicly announcing the decision to shelter an illegal immigrant, the church essentially provoked the protesters to come and create a possible disturbance — one that police had to monitor.

Mayor Paul Miller told the council Monday night that he's ready to send out the bill right away. He called church members irresponsible for "harboring an illegal immigrant."

"This city is not going to be known as sanctuary city,'" Miller said.

Mayor Miller puts his foot down

Uh...so who's the lawbreaker causing all the trouble this time? Would you believe another illegal alien who got herself pregnant so she can have that little lottery ticket illegals call "anchor baby":

The church has been sheltering "Liliana", an illegal immigrant from Oxnard...

Now stop right there. If "Liliana" was from Oxnard, she wouldn't be an illegal alien. Liliana is from Mexico. I just had to interject.

...and her U.S.-born infant son for several weeks. Wanted for deportation, the woman is living in the church's former parsonage as part of a national New Sanctuary Movement aimed at keeping families of illegal immigrants together.

The City Council made it clear it doesn't want Liliana in a Simi Valley church.

At the council meeting, Miller said he sent a letter to U.S. Rep. Elton Gallegly, R-Simi Valley, requesting immigration officials take custody of Liliana.

Just curious. Where's the father of the baby? If the church really wanted to keep the family together, don't you think they could go find the dad?

And nobody is threatening to break the family up. The baby can go back to Mexico with the mother.

Screw You Elvira Arellano pt. 2

Can you believe this woman?



We broke the law first? Yes, we held a gun to your head while you ran across the border to steal someone's social security number. We "let" you get pregnant so you could have an anchor baby...

Oh...you know what? I'm tired of you, Elvira. Please stay the hell in Mexico...

Ann Coulter's take is here.

Screw You pt. 1 is here.

Screw You, Elvira Arellano

An open letter to Elvira Arellano, the illegal alien hussy who has thumbed her nose at law-abiding Americans for the past several years:







First you crossed our borders illegally and then you were deported. But you came back just days later, ignoring our immigration laws and passing all the immigrants who were patiently waiting in line to be here legally.



Then you couldn't keep your legs closed while here and got pregnant. Nobody knows who the father is (including your own kid, and maybe not even you).


Of course we know why. You wanted that "Anchor Baby" to use as an excuse to stay here. You didn't care if your child grew up without a father. Hey...that's the illegal alien way! Little Saul was your ticket to staying here.


Then you stole someone's social security number to use as your own. You didn't care if you identity theft created credit problems for the victim of your theft. You didn't care if future social security benefits might be compromised for some citizen of this country.


Finally you were caught. But instead of facing the charges against you as a citizen would have to, you ran into a church and hid... all the while telling us "nyah, nyah, you can't catch me."

Oh...and became a media whore because you allowed yourself to be used by liberals like this woman did:

Then it was time for you to use that little Anchor Baby of yours. How tragic it would be to separate little Saul from his criminal mother. Who would raise him to be a future illegal alien activist if you were deported?

Yesterday you WERE.

This was never your country Elvira Arellano. You proved that yesterday by your own words, spoken in Spanish:

"I only have two choices. I either go to my country, Mexico, or stay... "

Well, Elvira...you're home now. And look...you decided to take your son with you:

So screw you, Elvira Arellano. And don't come back.

Michelle Malkin UNLOADS on Geraldo

First, the sniveling whiner on Fox News this morning:




Did Geraldo just blame an "uptick" in the activities of the KKK on Michelle Malkin? What a tool...


Michelle's response:

Geraldo says he “cringes” whenever I’m on Fox. I’ll tell you exactly why. It’s not because of any principled objection he has to the arguments I’ve made in my books (which he hasn’t read), columns, blog posts, and tee-vee appearances. It’s because the mere existence of conservative-thinking minorities who reject his tired old brand of identity politics threatens his race/ethnic-card-playing schtick. He can no longer dismiss all immigration enforcement proponents as racists without looking like a fool or tool, because there are countless, vocal numbers of them like me who have skin as brown as his. He cringes because he knows I’m not alone. He cringes because I’ll call out his bullcrap to his face without feeling any need to soften the blow or suck up in a collegial manner. He’s a know-it-all who knows nothing about the deportation abyss–and he masks his fundamental ignorance with incoherent indignance.

Here is why he cringes: It isn’t just white people who are disgusted when he dismisses Jose Carranza’s illegal status as “irrelevant....”

Make sure you read it all...

Drunken Illegal Aliens play bumper cars on our freeways...9 year old boy dies as a result

It's sad, but it seems like I could do this kind of post almost every day:

DOWNTOWN SAN DIEGO – A father accused of driving drunk and fleeing the freeway crash that killed his 9-year-old son pleaded not guilty yesterday to gross vehicular manslaughter and other charges.

Marcos Munoz Sanchez, 33, faces several felony and misdemeanor charges, including child endangerment, driving under the influence and hit-and-run. If convicted, he could be sent to prison for up to 15 years.

Deputy District Attorney Melissa Vasel said Munoz was driving on Interstate 8 near Texas Street on Saturday when he crashed into a car parked on the shoulder around 1:40 a.m. His son, Alex Munoz , was in the passenger seat and died as a result of the impact.

Vasel told the judge that a witness came out of a nearby restaurant shortly after the crash and saw a man running from the area. Later, police saw a white pickup circling the restaurant parking lot.

Vasel said police saw the same truck again later that day near the family's Linda Vista apartment and contacted the men inside.

Marcos Munoz , the passenger, had minor injuries and glass in his hair and clothes, authorities said. Another man, Raul Munoz Sanchez, was driving the pickup. The men are believed to be related, Vasel said.

Vasel told the judge that Raul Munoz 's blood-alcohol content was measured at 0.19 percent after his arrest. Marcos Munoz 's blood-alcohol content measured 0.11 percent a little more than three hours after the collision. The legal threshold for drunken driving is 0.08 percent.

Deputy Public Defender Paul Rodriguez said Marcos Munoz has no significant criminal record, except for a misdemeanor conviction from 2005.

Of course our illegal alien amnesty supporting Union Tribune saves this bit of information for the last line of the story:

Police have said that both men were in the country illegally and were not licensed drivers.

If Marcos Munoz had been deported after his misdemeanor conviction, perhaps he could have killed his son on a Mexican freeway instead.

Hooray for Georgia!

Seems like Georgia knows how to handle its illegal immigration problem:





Illegal aliens are leaving Georgia for "more hospitable" states. Like Tennessee. Which should mean more fun for my friends at Six Meat Buffet. They love illegal aliens...


Note this. Many are selling their cars...and returning to Mexico! But you know...tough enforcement laws don't work, ask Michael Chertoff...