"I took God out of the box"

Because the powerful leader of the Church of Oprah can do that, ya know:



Update: Nice rant from Temple of Jennifer:

Since the whole premise of this A New Earth crap is letting go of your ego, I feel certain Oprah will see an amazing pair of Manolo’s at some point and feel conflicted. She will say to herself, “Self, these Manolo’s will make me feel better. When I feel better I do not eat a three pound box of Belgian Chocolate with a side of mac and cheese.