Showing posts with label hollywood hoochies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hollywood hoochies. Show all posts

Monday, October 8, 2007

Message to Britney Spears:

Get out of Malibu!



Seriously (or at least as seriously as one can get when discussing Britney Spears), can you blame the girl for being so screwed up? As her "talent" wanes, what does this woman have to look forward to?


I don't know how mentally stable I could be if I had 30 dirtbag photographers following me around everywhere I went. This girl needs a ranch in Nebraska, 30 miles away from the world, and some quiet time.



More Britney...

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

It's Britney, bitch!

Remember this sweet, wholesome kid?




Of course that was before the recording industry got their hooks in her. Since then she's been a tease, a family girl, a psychotic loon and a slut.


But now Britney has a new message. She's hard, y'all:


Britney Spears wants publicity so badly, we will give to it to her.

On two new tracks that have been leaked on the Internet, Spears uses the F-word on one and the B-word on another.

The song that will cause the most uproar for the former teen role model is "Cold as Fire," a fairly standard pop dance tune produced by hip-hop artist T-Pain. In it, Spears cautions the listener not to "f—-" with her.

On another track, called "Gimme More," Spears announces, "It's Britney, bitch." The former Mouseketeer is tough, you see.

Cuz' she's still Britney from the block, yo!

Monday, June 11, 2007

Has Paris Hilton found God?

Color me skeptical for now:

"I'm not the same person I was," she said. "I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that. I have been thinking that I want to do different things when I am out of here. I have become much more spiritual. God has given me this new chance."




What a difference a weekend in the slam makes...



She has had a person whom she described as a spiritual adviser who said, "My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen and that is why I was sent to jail." "God," she said, "has released me."

She is reading newspapers — The LA Times and the Wall Street Journal — and books like "The Secret," "The Power of Now" and the Bible.



Who am I to judge? Look, if Paris Hilton had an epiphanic experience this weekend and embraced God...then Praise the Lord. The witness of her transformation could end up being an amazing example for young girls: "I used to be a vacuous spoiled brat, but look what God did for me..."



Hey...I'll pray for that and for the first time I find myself rooting for Paris. But for now, I'll settle for this:



Her mother had earlier told me that Paris said, "I will never again have a drink and drive."

Baby steps...

A Serious Question

MSNBC interviewed perpetually stoned media expert Tommy Chong about the Paris Hilton non-story. Contessa Brewer must be pissed her career has devolved into interviewing baked "B" movie actors about stupid spoiled whores. Guess which question made me spit coffee all over my keyboard:


Wednesday, June 6, 2007

No Porn Here!

Someone logged in here from Istanbul, Turkey and then did a search for "Jenna Jameson".

I didn't know who that was, so I "Googled" her. Turns out she's a porn star.

Uh...I suspect that dude from Turkey was probably some jihadist who was looking to get his groove on behind the back of his mullah.

But for the record...this site has NO porn. And NO Jenna Jameson photos. But if the searches for "porn", and "Jenna Jameson" are going to bring me more traffic...then I'm all for it! Just don't expect to find either on this site.

I will however, put up this fully-clothed photo of Paris Hilton on her way to jail: