It's Britney, bitch!

Remember this sweet, wholesome kid?




Of course that was before the recording industry got their hooks in her. Since then she's been a tease, a family girl, a psychotic loon and a slut.


But now Britney has a new message. She's hard, y'all:

Britney Spears wants publicity so badly, we will give to it to her.

On two new tracks that have been leaked on the Internet, Spears uses the F-word on one and the B-word on another.

The song that will cause the most uproar for the former teen role model is "Cold as Fire," a fairly standard pop dance tune produced by hip-hop artist T-Pain. In it, Spears cautions the listener not to "f—-" with her.

On another track, called "Gimme More," Spears announces, "It's Britney, bitch." The former Mouseketeer is tough, you see.

Cuz' she's still Britney from the block, yo!

Message to Britney Spears:

Get out of Malibu!



Seriously (or at least as seriously as one can get when discussing Britney Spears), can you blame the girl for being so screwed up? As her "talent" wanes, what does this woman have to look forward to?


I don't know how mentally stable I could be if I had 30 dirtbag photographers following me around everywhere I went. This girl needs a ranch in Nebraska, 30 miles away from the world, and some quiet time.



More Britney...

Is Hannah Montana turning into a vacuous bimbo?

I was having breakfast at a friend's house the other day...he has two daughters who are TOTALLY into Hannah Montana.

I lamented that it was really a shame that Miley Cyrus appeared to be blowing an opportunity to be a sustaining role model for millions of young women. Maybe she and her handlers don't really care about that...perhaps now it is about time to convert her into a Britney Spears-esque American tragedy.

Step one...start acting like a spoiled diva:

Rumor has it that Miley Cyrus is being a total brat on the set of her hit Disney show, "Hannah Montana." Us Weekly notes that there have been reports the tween queen shows up incredibly late to the set.

In addition to being tardy, she allegedly told Disney execs that she'll only shoot 12 of the 24 planned episodes of her new season.

You know what? It's time for a new role model for America's young women.

Gee...I don't know...can anyone think of a woman we might want our daughters to emulate?