Hillary Clinton's path to victory

Stolen from Hot Air:

What's lurking in your anxiety closet?

I'm guessing this monster is in Howard Dean's anxiety closet as well:

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More Hillarity here.

Hillary wasn't lying!

Linda at Something...and Half of Something uncovers the original CBS footage that vindicates Hillary:



Hillary...I am so sorry. How could I ever have doubted you?

Hillary Clinton...lied?

No. F***ING. WAY.

(Wai):





What is going on in this crazy, crazy world when we can't trust a Clinton to tell the truth?

(Oh shit. I forgot to take my liberal hat off)

You know what that makes Hillary? Heh...heh...(sorry Linda):





Bob Parks has the Hillary photoshop of the day...

Hillary Clinton and rape

Newsday reporter Glenn Thrush fired up his way back machine in digging up this juicy little tidbit which might shed some light on why Hillary Clinton has been able to so easily dismiss the constant allegations of rape against her husband:

Hillary Rodham Clinton often invokes her "35 years of experience making change" on the campaign trail, recounting her work in the 1970s on behalf of battered and neglected children and impoverished legal-aid clients.

But there is a little-known episode Clinton doesn't mention in her standard campaign speech in which those two principles collided. In 1975, a 27-year-old Hillary Rodham, acting as a court-appointed attorney, attacked the credibility of a 12-year-old girl in mounting an aggressive defense for an indigent client accused of rape in Arkansas - using her child development background to help the defendant.

In May 1975, Washington County prosecutor Mahlon Gibson called Rodham, who had taken over the law clinic months earlier, to tell her she'd been appointed to represent a hard-drinking factory worker named Thomas Alfred Taylor, who had requested a female attorney.

Rodham, records show, questioned the sixth grader's honesty and claimed she had made false accusations in the past. She implied that the girl often fantasized and sought out "older men" like Taylor, according to a July 1975 affidavit signed "Hillary D. Rodham" in compact cursive.

Of course the young Hillary Rodham was "just doing her job." But remember this the next time Hillary tells you that she cares about "the children."

Read the rest of the story here...

" Someone get this lying bitch away from me please..."

Activate Pong...

Hardee har har!:



Is it bad blog etiquette to simply repost everything these guys do?

"How You Like Us Now, Beotch?!?"

That's the question that Bob Parks of Outside the Wire (formerly Black and Right)asks...

(OK, I added the "Beotch" part)

Anyway, isn't this the same woman who has been calling for our troops to get out of Iraq after voting to send them there in the first place?

And now that even liberal rags like the LA Times have to admit the troops are kicking ass in Iraq, all of a sudden...There's Hillary!

Photoshop of the day...(Updated)

...or perhaps this really isn't a photoshop. Wouldn't surprise me if this really was in her wallet:

From Flopping Aces' Wordsmith who was:

...throwing mud right out of my "Republican Playbook".

After all: I'm a Republican plant off the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy Plantation....

(Update): Mary Katharine Ham is freakin' brilliant. And gorgeous. Someone give that woman her own TV show puhleeze!

Hillary gets nailed by someone other than Bill...(updated, bumped)

Watch her get tag-teamed by Tim Russert and Chris Dodd:



From Bryan Preston at Hot Air:

Let’s call this Exhibit A in the case against Hillary Clinton for president. In the following clip we see her radicalism, her shrillness, her inability to finesse a tough question, and her condescension to her opponents. Tim Russert asks if she still thinks that NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer’s plan to provide drivers licenses for the state’s illegal aliens “makes a lot of sense.” She says yes, then no, then dodges a couple of bullets from Chris Dodd, who came off sounding quite reasonable on the question, blames Bush and comes off sounding like a thin-skinned harpy...

(Update): Scrappleface correspondent Scott Ott brings to light another aspect of Hillary's immigration plan:

“Giving a pre-documented immigrant a license to fly a jumbo jet would certainly bring him out of the shadows,” said Sen. Clinton. “In addition, since the flight certificate requires fluency in English, it would inspire him to learn one of our nation’s most important languages. So there’s a big potential upside.”

Read all of the report here.

Hillary Clinton is a crook and a liar?

Nooooooooo!:



From Stop the ACLU via 6MB.

And while we're on the subject of Hillary

Over at IMAO, this might be the best one-liner about her yet:

One of the biggest complaints of Hillary's campaign staff is the awful stench that comes from the flying monkeys' cages.

Heh.

Hillary or Obama?

Alien Loves Predator asks the all-important question:

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New drug promises to vault Hillary into the White House

Great find by Linda at Something...and Half of Something:

Hillary's Health Care Plan Revealed!

Think you know the basics of Hillcare? Scrappleface reveals some little-known aspects of Hillary's new Health Care plan:

At the heart of the Democrat presidential candidate’s new “American Health Choices Plan” are three simple federal mandates:


1) to carry personal health insurance,

2) to abort all children after the first 1.5 live births per household,

3) and to euthanize senior citizens when their quality of life dips below the national average.

(Uh...relax. It's satire. I think. Go here to read the rest.)

The endorsement Hillary Clinton has been waiting for

She already loves the Cuban-style healthcare system. And now she has picked up a key endorsement:

HAVANA (Reuters) - Ailing Cuban leader Fidel Castro is tipping Democratic candidates Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama to team up and win the U.S. presidential election.

"The word today is that an apparently unbeatable ticket could be Hillary for president and Obama as her running mate," he wrote in an editorial column on U.S. presidents published on Tuesday by Cuba's Communist Party newspaper, Granma.

B. Hussein Obama has not commented on Castro's suggestion that he be the Vice Presidential nominee.

But here's a shocker. Castro's favorite US President is:

He (Castro) said his favorite U.S. president since 1959 was Jimmy Carter, another Democrat, because he was not an "accomplice" to efforts to violently overthrow the Cuban government.