Showing posts with label It's Not Easy Bein' Green. Show all posts
Showing posts with label It's Not Easy Bein' Green. Show all posts

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Oh Crap...

...today was EARTH DAY.

I wish I had known that before I drove through my hippie neighbor's garden in my Hummer.

Thanks to Vinnie for letting me borrow this:


AND...Six Meat Buffet just turned 4 years old. As a gift...I'll link to my favorite Six Meat Buffet "Earph Day" post.

(Don't miss the comments by that weirdo freak "Billy")

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Hippie vs. Hippie

Courtesy of Are We Lumberjacks, here's what happens when the patchouli begins to fly:

Wrangling Californian neighbours have recently concluded a bitter six-year legal battle, as a judge ordered a treehugging couple's lovingly-tended redwoods cut down in order to prevent them shading solar panels installed by the man next door.

Prius driver Richard Treanor, owner of the proscribed foliage, said the decision wasn't ecologically sound. The lost redwoods, he argued, had been a carbon sink, a wildlife habitat and had served to cool the air around them. He and his wife Carolyn Bissett weren't against solar power, he said, "but we think there's a rational way to implement it."

His neighbour Mark Vargas, whose $70,000 solar panels now operate at full efficiency, said that the tree-loving duo had been selfishly snaffling his sunlight.




"I think it's unfair that a neighbor can take away this source of energy from another neighbor," he told AP. Vargas added that it would take acres of trees to match his rooftop and back-garden solar panels in terms of carbon reductions. He also considered that he had out-greened Treanor and Bissett's low-emissions Prius hybrid, having purchased a plug-in electric car.

After years of legal scuffling, a California judge ruled that Treanor and Bissett had violated the state's Solar Shade Control Act, which says residents have to keep their plants from shading more than ten per cent of a neighbour's solar panels between the hours of 10am and 2pm. The couple are the first to be convicted under the 30-year-old law.


Legal experts predicted that such disputes would become more frequent, driven by large state subsidies for home solar-power kit. Such environ-mental disputes might soon be an everyday Californian event.





You know, maybe these eco-dorks could have avoided all of this with a strategically-placed windmill instead:




Windmill Self Destruction - Watch more free videos

Oops. Maybe not.

Monday, September 3, 2007

The "Well...DUH!" Global Warming post of the day

Thanks to yesterday's LA Times for revealing what most of us less-gullible folks already knew:



The Oscar-winning film "An Inconvenient Truth" touted itself as the world's first carbon-neutral documentary.



The producers said that every ounce of carbon emitted during production -- from jet travel, electricity for filming and gasoline for cars and trucks -- was counterbalanced by reducing emissions somewhere else in the world. It only made sense that a film about the perils of global warming wouldn't contribute to the problem.






Co-producer Lesley Chilcott used an online calculator to estimate that shooting the film used 41.4 tons of carbon dioxide and paid a middleman, a company called Native Energy, $12 a ton, or $496.80, to broker a deal to cut greenhouse gases elsewhere. The film's distributors later made a similar payment to neutralize carbon dioxide from the marketing of the movie.



It was a ridiculously good deal with one problem: So far, it has not led to any additional emissions reductions.




So $496.80 is all it cost the producers of this joke to claim that the film was "carbon-neutral". Of course if Algore (pbuh) and company really wanted to make a dent, they could have spent more of the profits (which they claim are going to "education" about global warming) on these "off-sets". Except of course they are in on the swindle.



Beneath the feel-good simplicity of buying your way to carbon neutrality is a growing concern that the idea is more hype than solution.


According to Native Energy, money from "An Inconvenient Truth," along with payments from others trying to neutralize their emissions, went to the developers of a methane collector on a Pennsylvanian farm and three wind turbines in an Alaskan village.



As it turned out, both projects had already been designed and financed, and the contributions from Native Energy covered only a minor fraction of their costs.



"If you really believe you're carbon neutral, you're kidding yourself," said Gregg Marland, a fossil-fuel pollution expert at Oak Ridge National Laboratory in Tennessee who has been watching the evolution of the new carbon markets. "You can't get out of it that easily."The race to save the planet from global warming has spawned a budding industry of middlemen selling environmental salvation at bargain prices."




Oh well. Looks like the people who buy "carbon-offsets" are the same folk who probably would have bought this:



Look. You want to invest inexpensively in a "green" project to alleviate your guilt over your carbon footprint? Try this.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Who needs $100,000?




Now remember...according to Algore (PBUH), the debate on global warming is OVER:


SINGAPORE (AP) - Research aimed at disputing the scientific consensus on global warming is part of a huge public misinformation campaign funded by some of the world's largest carbon polluters, former Vice President Al Gore said Tuesday.

"There has been an organized campaign, financed to the tune of about $10 million a year from some of the largest carbon polluters, to create the impression that there is disagreement in the scientific community," Gore said at a forum in Singapore. "In actuality, there is very little disagreement."

Gore likened the campaign to the millions of dollars spent by U.S. tobacco companies years ago on creating the appearance of scientific debate on smoking's harmful effects.

"This is one of the strongest of scientific consensus views in the history of science," Gore said. "We live in a world where what used to be called propaganda now has a major role to play in shaping public opinion."


Just out of curiosity...anyone have a guess at how Algore (PBUH) got to Singapore in the first place?




Uh...I don't think so.

Anyway...here's another big-bad capitalist polluter throwing another $100,000 into the propaganda machine (according to Algore...PBUH).

Any takers?

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Who says conservatives don't care about the environment?

Check out the cool little nature preserve and carbon offset Cranky of Six Meat Buffet has created for his little toad friends:


BTW, this is my Carbon Offset Victory Garden. So far, it offsets more carbon than a 50,000 sq.ft. mansion. You’re welcome. (Thanks again to your generous donations to save the planet.)-Cranky

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Dilbert takes aim at "greens"

I don't think Scott Adams will be invited to an Al Gore symposium on Global Warming in the near future:



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I'm thinking this is going to be a theme this week in Dilbert. I have a link under "funnies" on the right hand side of the page if you want to follow along...

Friday, June 1, 2007

What a Slob!

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Holy Cow! Can you imagine the carbon footprint that would be emitted if someone lit a match?

Dude...seriously. Get a maid!