Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Raise your hand if you're NOT sick

Sheesh...does everyone on the planet have this ****ing cold?

I've had this cold since...oh...last Tuesday. Funny...I thought his Obamaness would have cured the common cold by now. At least I don't have to make my house or car payments...

BTW, this strain seems to be impervious to Zicam. So don't bother...

3 comments:

B Smith said...

Apparently, he's tied up delivering the rainbow-farting, free healthcare-peeing unicorns.
So, be of good cheer...when your unicorn arrives, you'll be able to see a doctor for FREE !!

B Smith said...

P.S.: Hope you are feeling better long before the unicorns make it. :-)

Yiddish Steel said...

Oh, dude! Zicam is a total scam. You can take straight Zinc (500mg) at a time and get better results.