Protect your Christmas packages

Ex-major league pitcher Mark Littell has just the thing to keep your chestnuts warm and safe this holiday season. It's the Nutty Buddy.

Mark Littell believes he has a better way to protect himself, and the former major leaguer will risk his manhood to prove it:

The primary advantage to the Nutty Buddy is that it's anatomically correct, Littell says, which makes it more comfortable. Unlike traditional shell-shaped cups, the Nutty Buddy is wider, deeper and full of curves.

At $19.95, the Nutty Buddy costs about twice as much as a typical athletic cup. They come in macho names: “Hammer,” “Boss,” “Hog” and for really big men, the XL-sized “Mongo,” a salute to the Alex Karras character in the movie “Blazing Saddles.”

Buy one today for the Prick in your life.