Tuesday, May 27, 2008

McCain: I Will Never Surrender in Iraq

I'm still on the fence about voting for John McCain, but he could have earned my vote today if he would have come down from the podium and beaten the shit out of those Code Pinko pussies:

Speaking of pussies...Barack Obama has stopped whining just long enough to reject John McCain's offer to join him for a bi-partisan fact-finding mission in Iraq.

So let me get this straight. He'll meet with terrorist heads of state, but he'll pass on the opportunity to meet with our troops and allies. He wants to unite America, but he'll pass on a golden opportunity to show that his vision transcends party politics.

Or is he just afraid he'll be further exposed as a geo-political trainwreck?

Well...at least he's not a liar like Hillary.


“I had a uncle who was one of the… who was part of the first American troops to go into Auschwitz and liberate the concentration camps. And the story in our family was that when he came home he just went up into the attic and he didn’t leave the house for six months.”

Ya think anyone at MSNBC will call bullshit on that? Nah, me neither.

(If you're not sure what's wrong with his story, go here.)

Anyway, you know what that makes Barry? Yes, Linda...that's right!:

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