Thursday, May 29, 2008

Rant of the day: Mexico sucks


Keywork, who I occasionally run into over at Laurie Kendrick's blog, has my favorite rant of the day:


Look, I love sugar skulls and death-themed holidays, but you guys are ****ing insane...

...In short, Mexico, you're ****ing loco. Please send my box of sugar skulls pronto.


Go here to read the rest.

Personally, I think Keywork can lay off Mexico just a little. After all, our amigos to the south did give us this:

4 comments:

mklasing said...

Yes and Eva Longoria--oooh, la la!

Sue said...

God Answered her prayers! haha. Cute story!

Yiddish Steel said...

Eva Longoria is an American; born and raised in Texas (the only state to lose to Mexico in a war).

Ay Carumba! Snra Hayek. Ellan es lo mejor de las mujeres bonitas.

Laurel Anne said...

Thanks for the link. I should be shot for being as distant, but I'm working full time again and putting in hours that a 49 year old woman shouldn't be putting in, but after 15 months of abject unemployment, it's a sacrifice that I have to make.

As far as hot Latinas go (and I assure you, I AM STRAIGHT!!!), there's also Lynda Carter (half Hispanic), Laura Martinez Harring ( a former Miss USA, is also from Texas), Eva Mendez.

NOTE FOR YIDDISH STEEL: as a Native Texan, I have to set the record straight. For starters, when Texas fought Mexico in the early 1800's, it was an independent country...not a state yet and secondly, it did in fact lose the Battle of the Alamo, but ultimately the war against Santyana and his Mexican troops with the Battle of San Jacinto.

However, if you consider the issue of illegal immigration to be a "War" of sorts, then yes, one could say Texas, the state, is losing that battle. California and Arizona are also enduring battle fatigue.

Later Nigel...I'll try to be around more.


LK