Friday, May 16, 2008

Taste the difference!


The City Of Los Angeles has a water problem, and no, it's apparently not the taste. Anyone and everyone that has ever tapped into the Dihydrgen Monoxide sump in the City of Angels knows that the taste is 2nd to none. So how do they continue to supply the massive population of the 213, 323, 310, 818, 562, 626, and 424 with such fine, potable H2O without compromising the quality?! Recycled sewer water. Yeah, baby! Toilet-to-tap; that's the ticket. The leaders and minions throughout the Southland agree: "This is a new day," he said. "We have new technology. We're going to reach out very aggressively to the public and engage them as to the facts." (LADWP GM David Nahai) "We are drinking the same water the dinosaurs drank. All our water has been and is being recycled." (Millie Hamilton - Encino City Council Member) I don't even live in LA, but you folks have me sold. This is obviously common sense in action to avoid another man-made catastrophe at the hands of out-of-control growth and development. You folks just might be in line for a pat on the back from The Goracle himself. Stay thirsty Los Angeles; Taste the difference.

2 comments:

Nigel said...

Ick...there goes my lunch.

Glad I live in the 858, but I know the dolts who run our city are pushing that toilet to tap idea too...

Yiddish Steel said...

Remember when "The Golden State" was once truly golden?! We have imported and supported a cess pool of morons in this state for more than 30 years to turn our once-great state into the laughing stock of the nation.