"Boy, I sure am glad the IOC is finally looking into that Chinese gymnast. They say He's only 14."
"How old did China say he was?"
"China wrote up some papers that said she was 16 so she could qualify."
"Wait. Who's the girl?"
"He's the girl."
"And that's not a problem?"
"No honey, He really is a she! Let me show you a picture."
"Oh wow! I'm convinced. He really does look like a she."
"He is a she!"
"Dang. The Chinese will do anything to win. Even perform sex changes on 14 year olds!"
"I give up."