* Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals.
* Sarah Palin will pry your Klondike bar from your cold dead fingers.
* Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
* Sarah Palin makes Andrew Sullivan regret some key life choices.
* Sarah Palin’s son is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.
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