Tuesday, November 6, 2007

What would Ike "hit"?

No...not this kind of hitting. The self-proclaimed father of rock and roll offers his take on the terrible toll US immigration policy is taking on the black community:

What about the way that the lax enforcement of immigration policies is affecting African-American men? Will no one stand up for my people’s right to some plus-sized Caucasian love?


Does that make me racist? Nationalistic? A patriot? Damn straight! But even more than that, it makes me an unapologetic lover of all those pale-skinned, Reubenesque lovelies. To paraphrase the noted poet Sir Mix-A-Lot: “36-34-36? Ha ha, Only if she’s 5′3″.”



BTW, consider this our official endorsement of The Nose on Your Face as the 2007 Weblog Award for Funniest Blog.

3 comments:

RH Potfry said...

Thank you Nigel. If there's anyone who understood the spirit of "This goes to 11," it was dear sweet Ike.

Buckley F. Williams said...

Preach on brother Potfry. Ike is the kind of guy who could smack a ho to the ground with his left hand, and pick her back up with his right. A true Renaissance man.

Nigel said...

Hey guys...

I wasn't going to link to Ike's editorial at your site at first. But then I made an executive decision. Any post on Ike Turner is "linkworthy".

Hope you guys don't mind me riding your coattails...