Some dude from Denmark named Lars gave me his perspective on our upcoming Presidential Election:
"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even
bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer . . . and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman with big tits who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?"
Bartender! Another Ringnes for this little Viking here.