At $300/hour, it'll buy you some 'tute time. Disgraced, former Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham (R) Del Mar, (allegedly) gave his top constituent, Brent Wilkes unlimited access and approximately $80 million in government contracts in exchange for an "Aquatic Leadership Seminar". What?! You've never been to an Aquatic Leadership Seminar??! You know... One of those outings where you get a trip to Hawaii, a stay at a luxury resort, golf, diving, and the companionship of a lady of ill repute. The best part is that you get to put it all on a DVD and remember it for a lifetime. Ah yes... Good times!
I'm just wondering... When all the bones have been picked clean on the Cunningham Scandal, will the Murtha Scandal be as exciting?! I know it's been slow coming to print with all the phony Haditha murder charges Jacky-M put out there to distract us all. Does anyone remember the original Murtha Scandal? It was pretty good, all the way through that long, pregnant pause (you know he thought about taking that bribe money really hard) until he declined the offer. I just hope it will live up to the vainglorious exploits of the Duke Saga.
No comments:
Post a Comment