The Wonderful Travels of the Cranky Neocon

If you happen to be an insomniac like me, you've probably caught the latest travelogue being featured on The Travel Channel. Usually showing between 2 and 4am, The Wonderful Travels of the Cranky Neocon features Cranky from Six Meat Buffet doing what he does best...putting his mark on tourist spots all over the world.

From this morning's episode, here's Cranky in Romania paying respects to what is thought to be the tomb of Vlad the Impaler:

Here's Cranky from a previous visit to Paris. Hey you Frenchies...about us saving your ass from the Germans? You're welcome:




Here's Cranky's response to the fine people of Nashville after they refused to offer him a recording contract (he plays a mean fiddle):

I am particularly excited about next week's episode, when Cranky visits the Great Wall of China:

Next, Cranky visits the magical city of Oakland, CA and observes as Raider fans get their first shower since football season began. For most Raider fans, this will be an improvement in their personal hygeine:

And in the ultimate goodwill gesture, Cranky is our ambassador to the Hajj as he kisses the Black Stone only as he can:

Curiously, there doesn't seem to be any more episodes after this.