Saturday, February 16, 2008

Charles Barkley is an idiot

Noted theologian Charles Barkley has some interesting ideas on Christianity and Conservatism.

And this guy thinks he can be Governor of a southern state by pissing off its base? Dumbass:






According to Charles, killing babies should be Christian behavior. And forget about what the Bible says about homosexuality all you Christians...because the Bible according to Charles says you can't be much of a Christian if you are against same sex marriage.


By the way...the Bible doesn't exactly say "you're not supposed to judge other people." Here's what it does say:


1Judge not, that you be not judged. 2 For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you.

And:

Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

Now The Prophet Charles is right about one thing. Conservatives need to be more forgiving. So Charles, we forgive you...with all our hearts. Just one thing. Please don't run for governor. There are skeletons in your closet and I'm sure that people will remember you are prone to spitting on children. Further, I doubt the fine people of Alabama will support your financial judgement.


And Charles, you brainiac...residency means you have to LIVE in the freakin' state. Owning a house in Alabama and living in Arizona does not make you a resident.

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