Wednesday, August 22, 2007

More strange Johnson news (updated)

OK, first we had the freaky dwarf who used his pecker as a Hoover extension (boy, that sucked).

A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was 'difficult to predict.'

Well, let me just predict that for you Ms. Spokeswoman. I can guaran-freakin'-tee you that the guy is not going to "make a full recovery" from that. Of course how could you know?

Of course the liberal UK media has the reason this was the high cost of living:

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation.

The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

So is there some weird junk-related kharma going on, or has it just been a slow news week? Either way, I'm wearing one of these pretty much 24 hours a day now:

HT-Hot Air.

Vinnie at Vince-Aut-Morire, The Jawa Report, Ace-Of-Spades, The Ashley Judd Archives, Guns and Fireworks Quarterly My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy considers lighting one's crank on fire to be "subliminal."

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