A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was 'difficult to predict.'
Well, let me just predict that for you Ms. Spokeswoman. I can guaran-freakin'-tee you that the guy is not going to "make a full recovery" from that. Of course how could you know?
Of course the liberal UK media has the reason this happened...it was the high cost of living:
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation.
The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
So is there some weird junk-related kharma going on, or has it just been a slow news week? Either way, I'm wearing one of these pretty much 24 hours a day now: