What? Are you nuts? THIS is what am thinking:
Confused? Check this out.
*Join an 8-team league.
*Create a wishlist to draft your team's 10-celebrity roster.
*Compete for 9 weeks using head-to-head weekly matchups and point-style scoring.
*Score points based on how often your celebs are in the news.
*Manage your team's roster every day by adding and dropping celebrities to score more points.
I haven't been able to determine how many points I'll get if Lindsay OD's, or drives her car into an IHOP...but I just hope she stays alive long enough to win my league.
(Was that in poor taste? My bad.)