I am watching the US Open golf tournament and I think I've finally had it.
So begins a series that I shall call "If I were the king of the world" (with apologies to 3 Dog Night).
My first edict:
Any moron who yells either "You da Man!" or "Get in the hole!" at a televised PGA golf tournament, shall be forcibly ejected and sentenced to serving drinks to boozed up lesbians during the Dinah Shore weekend in Palm Springs.