Close Gitmo detention facility? OK...

Michelle Malkin reminds us that tomorrow is the ACLU's "wear orange" day in support of Guantanamo Bay detainees:

Look for waterboard wannabes to stage mock torture theater around the country and the Arab government-funded anti-Gitmo legal machine to crank up the noise.

She then posts this video of Mike Huckabee who says we should close Guantanamo Bay's facility because of what it "symbolizes":



"There are other places to keep these detainees".

Mike...when you're right you're right! And we've found just the place. Thule Air Force Base:

Which is located here:

Click to make bigger

Mike Huckabee is worried about the "message" it sends to our world neighbors by keeping Guantanamo Bay's prison full of Al Qaeda. Fine...let's close it up...and ship all these terrorists to Thule. After all, according to Algore (PBUH), Thule Air Force Base will soon be a tropical paradise.

Instead of Orange Chicken, inmates can feast on dried herring and whale blubber:

No more soccer games, but ex-Gitmo detainees could get their exercise by kayaking. Worried about them escaping? Hell...where are they going to go?

Best of all, Thule Air Force base offers the advantage of practically no media coverage, and few trips by ACLU dorks who wish to whine about the conditions these detainees are under. And Mike Huckabee will remove the stigma of "Guantanamo Bay".