Monday, January 28, 2008

The real hoosegow honeys

With apologies to Iowahawk, an inside look at a prison beauty pageant.

"The finalists were: A convicted arms dealer, a document forger and a cocaine smuggler:"




Miss Congeniality: "I'm sick of these people, I'm sick of this food, I'm sick of this border, I'm sick of this weather, I'm sick of the bugs, I'm sick of everything in here...I don't like this country."

No word yet if any of these beauty queens were "available", and I didn't find them here.

3 comments:

Still Stacy said...

Okay.

Yiddish Steel said...

I'm now available to answer conjugal visit requests. Thank you.

Still Stacy said...

That site is just wrong. Wrong. Although I could see the advantage in it.