I thought I had heard this correctly last night...kudos to Preston Taylor Holmes over at Six Meat Buffet for this catch:
Oops. Thanks for nothin', Mel...
This Goes to 11 Flashback: Remember Mel during the Shamnesty debacle last summer? Mel claims he isn't interested in the VP slot, but do you doubt that he is at least positioning himself for a place in McCain's cabinet? Can you see Mel Martinez as Secretary of State?
Or how about this guy as the DHS head? If you don't know about Juan Hernandez, you should be afraid...be very afraid: