I've always known USC Cheerleaders to be vacuous, but I've only made jokes as to their trampish behavior. Because I didn't actually have any proof, ya know.
Why had I not seen this on Youtube before?
Turns out you can RENT one of these girls for a song! (H/T: Bruinsnation)
Who knows what she'll do for you...WARNING...totally and completely NSFW or children...but perfect for AOSHQ morons.