MY LIVING WILL
Last night my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her "I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch.
I don't know what I would do if I were actually in a real vegetative state, but I do know what I would like if I had Alzheimers. Stick me in front of a good movie with a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos. For the rest of my life I would be happily exclaiming, "Wow! What a great chip! Look! What a great movie!" I know I'd probably get really fat, but that's my caregiver's problem.