Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Live Blogging the RNC

6:48pm What the hell are you doing here? You want REAL live-blogging, go here or here...

Me? I'm only here for one reason...to see Sarah Palin return fire:



7:01: Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! (my original choice)

7:08: Rudy opens up a can of whoopass on Barry O. "For President of the United States, it's not good enough to be 'present'."

7:15: "Drill, Baby Drill"...the chant begins...certainly different than the DNC chant of "Drill Babies, drill!"

7:26 Rudy has just given the most electrifying speech of the Convention...yet. Methinks in about 10 minutes, Sarah Palin will tear the roof down.

7:29: Sarah takes the stage...pandemonium! I don't remember Biden getting this kind of ovation

7:32: After a 3 minute ovation, Sarah accepts the nomination. Why am I more excited about her as VP than any of the other candidates?

7:37: Uh oh...Sarah Palin mentions her family...mainstream media prepares attacks in 3...2...1..., but hold on. "To the families of special needs children...I pledge that if we're elected you will have a friend and advocate in the White House". Attack that, bitches!

7:43: Sarah Palin BLOWS UP Obama! I'm sure we'll have video later...

7:47: Sarah Palin pledges a "servant's heart"...a concept completely unclear to Obama/Biden. Where did that come from? You can find out on Sundays....

7:52: Palin explains oil and energy dependency...the Obama cam: "Uhhhhh....what?"

7:56: HOLY SHIT...Sarah Palin can run some serious Smak! Screw an Biden/Palin debate...I'd LOVE to see the Obama/Palin debate. Also...anyone think Sarah Palin couldn't kick his ass on a basketball court?

8:08: Wow. I know that gaybot Chris Matthews is incapable of feeling a tingle up his leg, but I've got the chills all over.

Sarah Palin is ready for the fight.

8:10: John McCain comes on stage. I'm 100% on board.

Yay Cowboy Troy! (Michele)

13 comments:

Michele said...

Mee-Too!

Preston said...

what's going on over here for crying out loud?

Nigel said...

It's a Sarah Palin lovefest, Preston.

We saved you some room....

Preston said...

I want in. Inside. Wait, what did I just say?

Nigel said...

If I had known you would be slumming it here, I'd have given you a log in...

If you want to guest comment, let me know...

Preston said...

Don't sweat it. I'm just enjoying the show. Keep on rollin'.

B. Hussein Obama said...

A servant's heart? A servant's heart? What that?

Nigel said...

Welcome to the Party, Barry. Now sit and try REALLY hard to pay attention...

Preston said...

She's hitting her stride now. Her size 17 alaskan snow boot is buried deep within Obama's cavernous gay anus.

Michele said...

Okay. I'm finally excited about this election.

Preston said...

I want her a heartbeat away from the Presidency. Thank God McCain didn't spoil the moment by running his trap.

Michele said...

Someone just called her Sarahcuda over at hotair.

sogratefultobemormon.wordpress.com said...

awesome!

i love the "servant's heart" concept, too.

our girl sarah rocks!

i have never been more moved by any candidate speech in my life. reagan came the closest to me.

signed,
one proud alaskan .. kathleen

ps. loving how you posted so much about all of this. totally enjoying your blog tonight. thanks for posting all of these :)