Have Another Drink, Jack!

Wisdom from the desk of CNN's Jack Cafferty:

According to CNN's top-rated, breathalyzer test bar setter, the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election is all going to be decided based on race.

"Race is arguably the biggest issue in this election, and it’s one that nobody’s talking about.

The differences between Barack Obama and John McCain couldn’t be more well-defined. Obama wants to change Washington. McCain is a part of Washington and a part of the Bush legacy. Yet the polls remain close. Doesn’t make sense…unless it’s race."

It's not like Barack Obama's ties to Chicago Machine Politics, shady home and land deals, or associations with America-hating scum-bags would be any indicator of how this election is won or lost. Nope! It's all about race. The vast majority of the American voting populace would never consider Barack Obama to be a candidate with Marxist views and ideals. Nope! He's just a misunderstood man of bi-racial origin.

Thanks for that heavy-hitting insight there, Jack. Bartender! Another round of Wild Turkey for lucent one suspenders and arm pit-stained, starched-blue dress shirt over there.