A man has been fined after he was caught by police in his car with his penis in a pasta jar.
Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was spotted acting suspiciously in his car by police near Nobbys Beach in Australia.
When he saw the officers, Weatherley pulled away and led police on a 20kph chase which lasted up to ten minutes.
Police found a number of items in the car, including pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier
When he finally stopped the vehicle, he refused to exit the car, and officers used batons and spray to remove him. They found him with a 750ml pasta jar around his penis.
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