Needless to say, I will not be setting my alarm clock tonight.
And speaking of alarm clocks...via Mary Katharine Ham, the Uber-Review gives us the top 10 most annoying alarm clocks. A sample:
The Sonic Alarm will wake pretty well anything up. Simply pull the pin, yell an emphatic “fire in the hole” and lob the grenade into the sleeper’s room.
Now I don't find the following alarm clock annoying...in fact, if anyone can find one can you please let me know? I'd kill for one: