Via Ace of Spades (too much good stuff lately), here are the 50 "gayest" songs of all time. I thought maybe I'd be in the clear here, as I only have 8 of those in my MP3 player.
But if this is number 1, I must be a queer. Because for some inexplicable reason, I love this song (and the group):
Damn. Pass the Zima...
(Ace's selection is here. I dare you to try not to laugh...)