Thursday, March 6, 2008

General silliness (Updated with more silliness)

All courtesy of Ace of Spades... (update, well except for this laugh of the day courtesy of Cranky at Six Meat Buffet...and check out what we added at the bottom of this post)

First up, a movie that I will see as soon as I can:

Anyone who knows me well, knows I enjoy a good shot to the nuts. Well, not getting one myself, but watching other dudes get it:

Since its nearly tax time (yeah, I know it's Canadian):

And raise your hand if you like stories about big breasted Asian women. I do!:

Actress Serena Kozakura's conviction for willful destruction of property has been overturned by the Tokyo High Court because her large breasts revealed flaws in the testimony against her.

Reconstruction during an appeal hearing of the 38-year-old actress's alleged crime of breaking down the door in a man's apartment showed her breasts prevented her from climbing through a door as the man testified she had done, casting doubt on his reliability.

Photograph of hot Asian babe NOT from the Associated Press

"I lost work after being charged, but justice prevailed in the end," she said at a news conference she held in Tokyo after the conviction was overturned. "I was always worried about being a bit fat, but this time I was glad." (Nigel: Cosmo says you're fat? Well I ain't down with that...)

Kozakura was charged with having kicked down the door of a man's apartment after she had been kicked out following an argument with another woman there in November 2006. In July last year, the Tokyo District Court found her guilty of willful destruction of property, but she appealed against the conviction.

During the appeal hearing, the court heard testimony from the man and a witness who both said Kozakura had kicked a hole in the door, through which she wriggled through to re-enter the apartment.

The hole in the door was a rectangular shape 72 centimeters long by 22 centimeters wide. But Kozakura has a 101-centimeter bust and her breasts alone extend out 29 centimeters from her chest bone.

Let's go to the videotape:

I'll answer Laurie Kendrick's question in a couple of hours...

Another update...if you don't click on Ace of Spades' left-hand sidebar items, you are missing out:


Laurie Kendrick said...

Nigel Honey,

Definitely an Asian, crotch, masturbatory theme to your blog today.

I think the damned thing just went to 20!

Kisses and Ethnic cleansing,

Anonymous said...

Heh. Asian pr0n.

Sue said...

Okay... I'm listening to big butts while reading this entry, and I look over and see Obama's snob icon and I about DIED! What a healthy mix of boobs, butts, and political correctness. hahaha.

You made my day Nigel.