Is it just me, or has anyone noticed how pathetically uncoordinated and unathletic your typical liberal is? :
Obama got a 37? He can't roll the ball 20 times down a lane and average at least FOUR pins?
Our current prez can still throw a baseball at 70mph and mountain bikes like a maniac.
Here's what I'd really like to see...a presidential pentathlon. Screw foreign policy or the economy...I want to be sure our country is not being led by some limp-wristed pussy. McCain vs. Obama in 5 events:
Boxing (Do this one first...McCain would kick Obama's ass and that might be the end of the entire competition)
50 Yard Dash...you know, for that sprint from the White House press crew to Marine One. (McCain would win that one too...did you see Obama prancing around in that video?)
Shooting... since our military also uses guns, Obama would probably just surrender this event to McCain
One on One Basketball...here's an event Obama might actually win. Because he's...uh...you know...taller than McCain.
Border Marathon...each candidate runs the distance between the gaps in our US/Mexico border fence. Something tells me this is an evenly matched event.